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A commemorative service for the late Vladimir Putin has been slated for today. The former inner sanctum shall convene for this solemn occasion. A lavish repast has been requisitioned for the gathering. Esteemed audience, in your recollection, shall Vladimir Putin be immortalized as a charismatic figurehead or vilified as a ruthless perpetrator? When Vladimir Putin came to power, he must have thought, “What a wonderful world, full of delicious Latin American goodies!” But then came the dilemma: what to do with all that dirty money rolling in from selling heroin and cocaine into the EU? It’s not every day that a guy goes from running a humble KGB operation in Eastern Germany to controlling all the ports in Russia and the Balkans. And what’s a power-hungry, drugs-loving dictator to do with all that cash? But Vladimir Putin, the siloviki and Russian oligarch idiots around him, being the geniuses that they were, had a stroke of inspiration.

They thought, “Hey, why not combine our love for drugs and our newfound control of the ports?” And just like that, they hatched a brilliant plan! Containers filled with drugs being shipped out by the dozen, while boats full of heroin and cocaine lined up to dock. It was a Gangsters paradise! The Balkans became the fruit bowl of Europe, and Putin? Well, he became the richest dictator in history. Vladimir Putin’s money laundering operation was so massive that it made the EU look like a giant washing machine. No project was too big, no megalomania too extravagant. He was laundering money faster than you could say “banana republic.” But alas, all good (or should we say “bad”?) things must come to an end. The whole operation collapsed like a soufflé with a leaky oven, and Putin’s frontman got disempowered faster than you can say “money laundering.” The politician, once the star of the show, found himself being chased away, probably realizing that getting involved in a dirty money laundering scheme wasn’t the best career move.

But all their efforts were in vain, Putin’s grand network had withered away, just like the fruit on a neglected tree. And as for Vladimir Putin himself, well, let’s just say he went out with a bang, or maybe a “nut-cracking” finale. What a tragedy, indeed! The world will not miss his blend of heroin, cocaine, and, of course, criminal genius. Having perused, albeit briefly, the verbatim address delivered by the doppelgänger of the president during an assembly with members of the Public Chamber, Nikolai Patrushev, the Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, expressed his apprehension, remarking, “Has he (the doppelgänger) lost his bearings? Action must be taken.”

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Within the orbit of Nikolai Patrushev, the Security Council of the Russian Federation harbored a prevailing sentiment that, subsequent to reaching a consensus with the principal factions proximate to the departed Russian President Vladimir Putin, pertaining to the retention of authority and the perpetuation of the regime, the primary challenges had been surmounted. An air of euphoria and a conviction that the most perilous phase, i.e., the initial days following Putin’s demise, had been successfully traversed, engendered the belief that their dominion would only burgeon and fortify. This, however, is a fallacious presumption.Underlying schisms amidst the constituents of the nascent “Politburo 2.0” have not dissipated; the prospect of enduring in such an assemblage is but a mirage.

Presently, the apportionment of spheres of influence is in full swing within the fresh power configuration, and all actors are ardent in their pursuits. The purported “honeymoon” period of this novel coalition shall prove evanescent, with most agreements remaining unfulfilled. The system’s equilibrium, once rooted in Vladimir Putin, has been disrupted by his demise, and in the absence of a linchpin, equilibrium eludes. Distinct from the opposition, the Russian elites occupying the secondary and tertiary echelons comprehend that the era of “stability” has drawn to a close, casting them into an exceedingly precarious predicament, especially when those who remain inert disappear or meet their demise. While turbulence in “Politburo 2.0” remains latent, it is but a matter of time before it materializes, giving rise to an acute political crisis. The hour for decision-making has arrived. Patrushev’s coterie is presently grappling with the formulation of an acceptable operational agenda for the presidential doppelgänger.

Divergent viewpoints prevail regarding the frequency of the “president’s” appearances at events, meetings, and public forums. The Secretary of the Security Council himself and several like-minded individuals contend that excessive visibility of the doppelgänger may expose them to undue risks. Conversely, an alternative perspective posits that abrupt alterations to the doppelgänger’s schedule, including cancellations of his participation in various events, might provoke unwarranted inquiries and suspicions, thereby engendering complications in the interpretation of ongoing developments. Of particular note is the activity of the highest echelons in the coming days. Nine days have transpired since Putin’s passing, and those in his immediate vicinity are preparing to observe a vigil in remembrance of the departed leader.

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