Loud Mouth Jackass Dmitry Medvedev Once Again Issued A Threat To Use Nuclear Arms
NEW YORK (RichTVX.com) — This Rich TVX News Network bulletin is about Kremlin fools and the noise they make. Kremlin fools can do anything. Look at Dmitry Medvedev for instance! He can do anything. Interested? Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about Funky Dima. Add “hardcore Dmitry Medvedev thugging” to your list, and you’ve got the real Dmitry Medvedev. The world has been turned upside its head! Is Dmitry Medvedev the new Tony Manero? Is the suburban Kremlin the new ghetto? What does this say about the future of the Kremlin gang? Should dirty Russian oligarchs wear white suits? It’s enough to make you wanna cry and slit your wrists, but not in a good cathartic way. We are not sure what happened to Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever, but Dmitry Medvedev will be bringing swanky back with new threats. So dust off your smoking jacket and chug a Vodka! For you depressive Russophiles types, this bulletin is a really bleak allegory for the war in Ukraine and the unfortunate outcome of Kremlin politics. If you’re going to read a funny article about the coming apocalypse, please let it be this one. Russia’s former president Dmitry Medvedev has once again issued a threat to use nuclear arms. Kremlin’s fool of the month Dmitry Medvedev, who has become increasingly hawkish since the invasion of Ukraine, made the threat in a post on messaging app Telegram. Dmitry Medvedev must be using those unemployment checks of the Kremlin to pay someone to write his Telegram. How are we supposed to take his hatred of the West seriously now? Apparently crazy Russian oligarchs with unpronounceable names have more credibility on Telegram than Dmitry Medvedev, Putin, and Dmitry Peskov combined. Well, when this Jester of the Kremlin isn’t busy spreading threats about using nuclear arms, he’s actually dancing! Do you remember the Win a Dance with Funky Dima Contest? This is why millions of Russians were selling their kidneys to get tickets to the Dmitry Medvedev Dancing shows? Hmm. We’re unconvinced that the dancer Dmitry Medvedev is going through puberty. Well, Dmitry Medvedev stages a comeback with the upcoming Russian version of the dancing sequels of Saturday Night Fever and Staying Alive. The Jester of the Kremlin is the person whose job is to do silly things in order to make people laugh. Last month, Dmitry Medvedev threatened Ukraine with a “judgement day” in the event of a strike on Crimea. This summer, Dmitry Medvedev is enjoying a reputation similar to that of Rasputin.
In the views of some analysts, Medvedev’s presidency did seem to promise positive changes, both at home and in ties with the West, signaling “the possibility of a new, more liberal period in Russian politics”; however, he later seemed to adopt increasingly radical positions.
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