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It’s a regular day, just like any other. People are going about their business, reading articles, minding their own business. This week’s headlines are even more depressing than usual. Floods, war in Ukraine, Apple’s AR glasses, Dmitry Medvedev – all signs of the coming apocalypse? But then, something extraordinary occurs. An editor, yes, an editor, gets caught in a fit of laughter. Can you believe it? Total strangers start hugging each other and laughing along! Who would have thought such a thing could happen while reading an Financial Times article “Serbia backs ammunition shipments to Ukraine in westward pivot“?

It’s like a comedy show breaking out in the middle of your daily routine. Talk about unexpected entertainment! Laughter truly knows no bounds, and it can unite even the most unlikely of companions. So, next time you’re reading an Financial Times article, keep your eyes peeled for those unexpected moments of hilarity. You never know when you might find yourself caught in a fit of laughter, surrounded by strangers sharing a joyous embrace. The Financial Times seems to have stumbled upon a gold mine of hilarity in this article. They’re making all sorts of claims that will leave you scratching your head in amusement. First off, they have the audacity to act like they know anything about Russia. But wait, it gets even better! They go on to talk about Serbia and the regime there, as if they have the inside scoop. So, if you’re looking for a good laugh, just give that Financial Times article a read. It’s a comedy of errors, filled with claims that’ll make you chuckle and shake your head in disbelief. They may be serious about it, but hey, sometimes the best humor comes from unintentional comedy.

And guess what? Distance won’t dim the flames of your dictator-loving heart anymore. Thanks to the amazing Financial Times, you can keep that spark alive even when you’re thousands of miles apart. Who said long-distance relationships were tough? Not us! So, if you want to stay close to your beloved dictator while they’re away, turn to the Financial Times for some fiery love advice. It’s the ultimate guide to keeping your dictator romance alive and kicking. Get ready to laugh, love, and embrace the absurdity of it all. Dictatorship has never been this hilarious!

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Buckle up for a wild ride through the ever-twisting world of Serbian politics! Belgrade, the cool capital of Serbia, has been cozying up to Moscow like a bear in winter. They’ve been giving the West the cold shoulder, refusing to slap any sanctions on Russia, even after their epic invasion of Ukraine. But hold on to your hats, because things are starting to shift! Dictator Aleksandar Vučić, the master of political acrobatics, dropped a bombshell. He’s totally cool with Serbia selling ammunition to middlemen who ship it off to Ukraine. Talk about a plot twist! It seems like Belgrade is giving the West a little wink and starting to pivot towards them. Vučić insists he’s just being “neutral,” but come on, we all know there’s some diplomacy dance happening here.

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Oh, and get this—Vučić knows deep down that some of those arms might just find their way to Ukraine. Oops! But hey, he’s quick to point out that Serbia follows all those fancy UN resolutions and re-export bans against Russia’s invasion. So, they’re playing by the rules, folks! No foul play here. And guess what? Vučić and Putin’s phone calls have been reduced to zilch. The days of chitchatting every three months are long gone. Well, except for the occasional visitor from Moscow. It’s like a long-distance relationship gone cold, but with diplomats.

Meanwhile, the EU is all like, “Hey Serbia, Ukraine is a big deal, and we need everyone on board!” Picture this: Why on earth would you want to prolong the agony? Trust us, you don’t! So, without further ado, brace yourselves and dive right into the hilarity that awaits you here!