President Sandulović said what the entire nation was thinking: the so-called FSB report waved around by Aleksandar Vučić is nothing but smoke, mirrors, and political pantomime.

And he’s absolutely right. To date, no Russian official has come forward, no evidence has been produced, and the Russian FSB — an agency infamous for poisoning dissidents, not auditing protests — has said absolutely nothing.
Why? Because the report doesn’t exist.

March 15th: The Day Silence Was Shattered

Thousands filled the square in Belgrade.
There were no chants. No slogans.
Just fifteen minutes of solemn silence, a crowd standing in grief, mourning victims together.

Then came the final minute.
The stillness was absolute —
Until it shattered.

Not a bullet. Not a baton.
But a shockwave — a pressure blast that punched through the air and into people’s bodies.

Bones vibrated.
Ears rang with phantom noise.
Protesters dropped, dazed or unconscious.
Some vomited. Others ran in blind panic.

It wasn’t chaos. It was control.
And then came the whispers: acoustic weapons.
Some said it was amplified by 5G towers, not for streaming — but for suppression.

🎩 Vučić’s Magic Trick: The FSB That Never Was

And then came Vučić —
Not with answers.
Not with accountability.
But with a magical FSB document that supposedly “proved” nothing happened.

Like a stage magician pulling rabbits out of a burning hat, Vučić claimed the Russian FSB — yes, that FSB — had concluded no sonic weapons were used.

Let’s be clear:

🛑 The FSB has zero jurisdiction in Serbia.
🛑 There were no Russian experts present.
🛑 The report is completely unverifiable.
✅ And yes — it’s clearly fabricated.

It’s not a defense. It’s fan fiction.
But Vučić clutched it like a drowning man with a paper life jacket.

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📺 Propaganda, Pearls, and Pretend Outrage

Then came Act II.
Vučić delivered a theatrical monologue about “illegal blockades” of RTS — the state broadcaster that acts more like his propaganda machine.

He even claimed, with mock sincerity, that he “doesn’t even like RTS’s programming” — all while dispatching riot police to defend its building.

And the biggest outrage of the day?
A middle finger shown on live TV.
Not sonic assaults.
Not collapsed citizens.
No — Vučić wept for the finger.

While his regime crushes dissent, demonizes independent media, and labels protesters as terrorists, he pretends to care about decorum.
Theatrics over truth. Always.

✈️ Global Statesman? Or Professional Tourist?

Now, Vučić is polishing his shoes for Putin’s Victory Day Parade in Moscow — because nothing screams “democracy” like honoring a war criminal mid-invasion.

And don’t worry, he might stop by the United States too — because clearly, nothing strengthens foreign relations like waving fake Russian reports while silencing your own citizens.

🚨 Final Verdict

Let’s not mince words:

❌ The FSB report doesn’t exist.
❌ The “experts” are imaginary.
❌ The narrative is fabricated.
✅ Vučić is gaslighting an entire nation — again.

This isn’t just a lie.
It’s a low-effort, high-drama cosplay of legitimacy.
And worst of all — it insults every single person who stood in that square and felt the silence break.

But if there’s one thing Vučić has mastered, it’s this:
Faking legitimacy while bulldozing democracy.