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The events of the previous evening reached a pivotal juncture. The rumor mill operated at full tilt, churning out unverified accounts of Defense Minister Shoigu’s alleged poisoning and subsequent hospitalization, all while clandestine tremors shook the very foundations of the Kremlin. Among these speculations, none was more startling than the notion of Vladimir Putin’s potential demise. This situation echoes the age-old wisdom that states, “Where there is smoke, there is fire.” Nonetheless, the immediate and unequivocal refutation offered by Dmitry Peskov introduces a fresh layer of complexity. Given Mr. Peskov’s well-documented history of dissembling on numerous occasions in the past, it becomes imperative to entertain the possibility that he might once again be engaging in deceptive statements, thus lending credence to the notion that these rumors may indeed carry a measure of truth.

In a telephone conversation with RIA Novosti, Dmitry Peskov dismissed the rumors of Putin’s demise as an “absurd information canard.” Caution is warranted, for at this very moment, there appears to be an ongoing effort to seize control of the situation in Russia. The phrase “Putin Died” currently ranks among the top three most frequently searched queries on Russian Google. The global community stands in astonishment at the recent declaration made by Dmitry Peskov, the official spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. It is important to note that Dmitry Peskov harbors a distinct aversion towards the Rich TVX News Network, as he is acutely aware of our comprehensive coverage of Vladimir Putin’s health condition. Hence, it was only logical that upon obtaining detailed information about Putin’s health from our reliable informants within Mr. Peskov’s inner circle, he felt compelled to respond swiftly in an attempt to preempt our reporting. Regrettably for Mr. Peskov, his actions have prompted widespread ridicule across the world.

It’s quite likely that Dmitry Peskov will once again accuse the Rich TVX News Network of being part of an international conspiracy against him and his inner circle in the near future. So, what transpired? The sequence of events unfolded as follows: yesterday afternoon, the health of Vladimir Putin took a dramatic turn for the worse. Approximately at 20:00 Moscow time, the attending physicians urgently summoned an additional medical team. Upon their arrival, they initiated resuscitation procedures within a mere fifteen minutes, underscoring the severity of President Putin’s condition at the time. At precisely 20:42 Moscow time, the medical team ceased resuscitation efforts and declared the President deceased. This information was promptly relayed to the security personnel stationed outside the room.

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By personal directive from Dmitry Kochnev, a space within the Valdai presidential residence, converted into an intensive care unit where Vladimir Putin passed away, was placed under lockdown. The medical team remained confined with the deceased President, following orders from the security personnel to maintain composure and silence while awaiting further instructions. It is noteworthy that Dmitry Kochnev is executing the instructions of the Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, Nikolai Patrushev.

Furthermore, at Kochnev’s behest, heightened security measures have been implemented to safeguard the individual standing in as President Putin. The current deliberations encompass various matters, including the future of the medical personnel involved in this situation. Negotiations are nearing completion with regard to establishing a coalition of influential figures from the pro-Putin echelons, led by Nikolai Patrushev. The primary objective of this coalition is to uphold the existing regime and employ a doppelgänger in the role of Vladimir Putin. However, it is crucial to emphasize that, under these circumstances, any attempt to pass off the doppelgänger as the legitimate President constitutes a coup d’état.

Shortly before Vladimir Putin’s demise, as it became evident that his condition was rapidly deteriorating, there was contemplation of inducing a medically induced coma to maintain the appearance of a “recently deceased” individual. This would have allowed for a more controlled succession process and a seamless transfer of power. However, with Vladimir Putin’s actual passing, this option has since evaporated. The course of action to be adopted by those in his inner circle is currently under consideration. As additional information emerges, we will keep you apprised. When Dmitry Peskov talks about the Rich TVX News Network, he doesn’t refer to us by our name, but rather uses the term “Amerikanskiye deti-shlyukhi.” It’s amusing that Dmitry Peskov uses such words; in fact, such a description would be more fitting for him in the Russian version, wouldn’t it?

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