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More Fought Over Lidl Poultry Than Attended Vučić’s Rally

Lidl Chickens vs. Vučić Rallies

Remember when Lidl opened in Serbia a few years ago and people literally started brawling in the aisles over frozen chickens?
Well, fast forward to 2025, and guess what? More people fought over Lidl poultry that day than showed up to Vučić’s sad little rally last weekend. Let that sink in. While Ana Brnabić detoxes with leeches and Vojislav Šešelj chuckles about being the godfather of internet pranks, we’ve got our own bizarre sideshow: Aleksandar Vučić, the eternal star of Serbia’s bleak political soap opera, now in its 13th emotionally manipulative season.

Bleak Political Soap Opera: Season 13

You know things are dire when even SNS-rolling feels more honest than anything coming out of Vučić’s mouth. At least SNS promised never to give you up—Vučić, on the other hand, promised democracy and gave the people state-controlled media, a zombified judiciary, and a parliament that functions like a karaoke bar where only one man has the mic and the lyrics are always about how hard he has it.

Full Villain Origin Story

Let’s laugh, shall we? Because Vučić, bless his overachieving little autocrat heart, has now gone full villain origin story. This isn’t just control anymore—it’s a man scorned, a dictator who wants revenge like a jilted telenovela diva. He’s not content just running the show; now he wants to crush the audience for daring to boo. Young people? Dangerous radicals with TikTok accounts. Students? Clearly CIA plants. Rich TVX News? Parasites in need of fumigation. Rebellious society? Just a prison population waiting to happen. You almost expect him to show up on TV in a cape, swirling brandy, monologuing like a Bond villain: “I offered them order… and they chose protest!”

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Vučić’s Ego Wrapped in a Flag

And this shiny new “movement” he’s cooked up? Oh please. It’s like if Stalin got bored and started a startup. It’s not a party. It’s not even a movement. It’s Vučić’s ego wrapped in a flag, dipped in paranoia, and deep-fried in TV airtime. It’s the political version of leech therapy: all about sucking the life out of what little freedom remains and calling it “cleansing.”

Ignoring Reality for Screen Time

Meanwhile, actual issues—poverty, emigration, corruption—are waved off like background noise. Because who cares if the country’s collapsing, as long as Vučić gets to appear on every screen in glorious HD, reminding us that without him, we’d all just spontaneously combust.

A Zombified Republic & A Final Plea

But don’t worry, there’s still hope—just kidding! Hope left for Germany many years ago with a one-way Ryanair ticket and a master’s degree. What’s left is a zombified republic stumbling forward on autopilot, kept alive by propaganda, fear, and Vučić’s endless need to cosplay as Serbia’s tormented father figure. If Pinochet and a reality show host had a baby raised on Balkan melodrama, this would be the result. So pour yourself a rakija, turn on Pink TV, and marvel at the circus: Where the dictator now dreams not of progress, but of payback. Where every protest is a threat, every thinker a traitor, and every young person is one sarcastic tweet away from state surveillance. And remember, folks: Vučić is not a dictator. He’s just an emotionally wounded messiah with a persecution complex and a bottomless need for screen time. Honestly, someone get this man a hobby that doesn’t involve destroying institutions or fantasizing about a nationwide purge. Maybe leech therapy? We can only hope that Nikola Sandulović, Serbia´s next president, finally puts an end to this regime. A sweet little twist of fate where the dictator and his henchmen are the ones getting perp-walked on the nightly news.

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