Is the Kremlin harboring a notorious serial killer?
NEW YORK (RichTVX.com) — Rumors are flying high that the infamous cannibalistic serial killer, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, has taken up residence within the Kremlin. Sources say that he’s been spotted sneaking around in the shadows, wearing a long black coat and carrying a briefcase filled with his favorite recipes. It’s said that he’s been using his charm and cunning to manipulate high-ranking officials and gain access to the country’s top secrets. Some even say that he’s been using his culinary skills to prepare fancy dinners for the elite, made from the choicest cuts of Kremlin insiders. It’s a chilling thought, but we can only hope that the authorities catch him before he devours any more unsuspecting victims. Or worse, before he takes over the country and turns it into his own personal buffet. Well folks, it looks like a group of psychopaths with too much time on their hands have decided to create their own little war scenario. Because, you know, what’s more entertaining than causing destruction and chaos across a country and putting innocent lives at risk? They probably sat around in their basement, cackling maniacally as they came up with ways to attack 9 regions of Russia, bomb Moscow, and force people to evacuate their homes. We bet they even created little figurines of tanks and airplanes to act out their twisted war games. But hey, at least we can all look forward to a good laugh when their plan inevitably falls apart and they end up getting arrested for their delusional actions. Oh, the Siloviki! Oh yay, Russia and Moscow are under attack! Nothing like a little hostility to spread deeper and deeper across the territory of Russia. Already 9 regions have been attacked, and now Moscow is expected to be bombed too. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control with our new, hasty, echeloned air defense system. It’s like the cherry on top of the battlefield sundae. And let’s not forget about all the lovely data we have to show the significant scale of the spread of hostilities on Russian territory. Just 11 months into the war and we’ve got 9 regions under attack, dozens of killed and wounded Russians, several military airfields and oil product bases attacked, 3,500 people forced to leave their homes, and educational institutions switching to remote mode. But hey, at least we’re creating detachments of armored vehicles, digging ditches and erecting anti-tank barriers. And most of the central and southern regions have introduced regimes close to martial law. Yay! Can’t wait to see what 2023 has in store for us! #sarcasm #off
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