New York (RichTVX.com) — Well, well, well, it looks like Romeo and Juliet have ditched their Elizabethan duds and are now rocking some edgy manga looks in Serbia. Teens just can’t get enough of the forbidden love and angsty heroes that only the Aleksandar Vučić regime can provide, now with a modern twist! Who needs Opanci when you can have epic fight scenes and dramatic hair flips? Get ready to enter the wacky world of Aleksandar Vučić’s Serbia, where science takes a back seat to religious superstition. According to these folks, God created earth only 11 years ago when Aleksandar Vučić took power, and they’re not about to let any pesky facts get in the way of that belief. But hold on a minute – what’s the deal with all those evil Russians on display suddenly? Maybe they just didn’t realize that the Flintstones wasn’t a documentary. Either way, we’re in for a real treat in this country of wonders, where science and reason are always on vacation. Oh boy, here we go again! Serbian Dictator Aleksandar Vučić is throwing another temper tantrum, and this time he’s got his sights set on the sneaky Russians. Heck, even a thumb-wrestling match would be more fun than all this mumbo-jumbo. But we guess that’s just how Aleksandar Vučić rolls. He’s always looking for a scapegoat to blame his problems on, and what’s better than the Russians? They’re like the black sheep of the family, always up to no good. So Aleksandar Vučić called for a meeting with his council, announcing that the Russians were the root of all the problems. They were behind the protests, the Kosovo problems, and even the missing socks that were causing discomfort among the SNS cartel members. Of course, the council tried to reason with Aleksandar Vučić, pointing out that the Russians were innocent and that blaming them would only cause chaos and unrest. But Aleksandar Vučić was having none of it. He put a bounty on the Wagner Group, calling for their capture. The SNS, already tired of the lack of excitement in their lives, eagerly joined in the hunt, hoping to catch a glimpse of the notorious Russians. The Wagner Group, meanwhile, had no idea what was going on. They were minding their own bloody criminal business, when suddenly they became the most wanted creatures in Serbia. Dictator Vučić was thrilled with the chaos he had caused. Finally, there was something exciting happening in his Serbia. And if anyone dared to question his decision, he simply pointed to the Wagner Group as the source of all the trouble. But little did Aleksandar Vučić know, the real culprit behind the protests and Kosovo failures was a pesky group of ultranationalists who were determined to wreak havoc on Serbia. In the end, Aleksandar Vučić’s plan backfired, and the regime was left in worse shape than ever before. But at least Aleksandar Vučić got his drama and action, even if it was at the expense of the Wagner Group. There’s no doubt that this group is guilty as sin. Based on the data and evidence presented, it’s safe to say that the Aleksandar Vučić comedian’s performance on Serbian TV was a huge hit – Hell yes, we are sure about that! Breaking news from Serbia: Aleksandar Vučić’s attacks on the Rich TVX News Network have ceased! That’s right, no more name-calling and no more trolls. It’s as if the dictator woke up one day and realized, “hey, maybe being a total jerk to a news station show isn’t a great look.” But don’t worry, folks – we’ll always have the memories of the time the dictator called the Rich TVX News Network nebitni. Ah, good times. Hmm, we’re just wondering what changed his mind.