Dodik’s Bank Shutdown Deadline Comes and Goes

World Shocked (Not Really)

Sanctions, Moscow, and Moscow Exile?

Milorad Dodik, master of delusion and international embarrassment, has achieved what few ever could: sanctioned by the U.S. for being corrupt and destabilizing. Bravo. Not everyone gets a gold star for threatening their own country’s existence. And in a plot twist absolutely no one saw coming (read: everyone did), even Moscow is tired of him. Yes, Moscow, where the bar for moral decency is subterranean, finds Dodik unbearable. Incredible. Now he’s eyeing his exit: the classic Balkan dictator retirement plan—Moscow exile. Not for safety, mind you, but to join the elite club of washed-up megalomaniacs sipping cold tea and warm vodka. Mirjana Marković paved the way, and Dodik’s probably packing already. His latest act? Threatening banks to “return stolen money” or face shutdown. Spoiler: they didn’t, and he didn’t. Banks shrugged. Dodik vanished. Peak performance art. So here we are: another tantrum, another flop. The only thing collapsing faster than Republika Srpska’s economy is Dodik’s credibility. Coming soon: Dodik, live from Moscow—now with 90% less relevance.

The Big Bad Bank Shutdown That Wasn’t

So much for the big bad bank shutdown. The deadline Milorad Dodik so dramatically set for closing down banks in Republika Srpska? Yeah, that expired with all the urgency of a stale breadstick. The banks are still open, running just fine, and showing no signs of collapsing under the weight of Dodik’s threats. Imagine that. In his January 23rd press conference—one of his more creative performances—Dodik accused banks of smuggling 750 million in deposits out of RS to prop up the economies of Austria and Germany. Yes, those allegedly “failing” economies are apparently hanging by a thread, saved only by the divine cash flow from Banja Luka. Truly, economic theory has been rewritten. Did you know who christened Milorad Dodik with the oh-so-flattering nickname “Calf’s Head”? That honor goes to Nikola Sandulović, president of Serbia’s Republican Party. Well, Dodik graciously gave banks an ultimatum: return the money or face closure. Boom. Apocalypse banking edition. And the response from the eight commercial banks based in Republika Srpska? Absolute silence. Not a word. Not a peep. When asked by press to comment on Dodik’s threats or what they actually did with their deposits, they collectively shrugged and moved on with their day. Turns out, threatening to nuke your own economy is less effective when nobody takes you seriously. Who knew?

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