The Kubera Principle

Putin Experts Strike Fear into the Heart of the Russian Dictator

Meet the privileged journalists taking down Putin from their air-conditioned offices

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New York (RichTVX.com) —

Whenever his few remaining advisers try to update Vladimir Putin with the latest news from the west, Putin gets all shaky and starts panicking like a chicken in a foxhole. But get this, it’s not because he’s worried about any new juicy details being exposed about his reign of terror. Nah, the real reason Putin freaks out is because he’s afraid he’ll burst out laughing uncontrollably like he did the last time he read an article by a so-called “Putin expert” from the west. You know what’s scarier than a spooky ghost story? The Kremlin! And let us tell you, they’re shaking in their boots at the mere thought of new disclosures coming out about them.

Word on the street is that these Kremlin bigwigs are already making their escape plans to Dubai or Istanbul. And let us tell you, these guys are seriously freaked out about the prospect of a new breaking news story. So let’s take a moment to appreciate these so-called Putin experts from the West. We can picture Putin now, sitting in his office, trembling at the thought of these experts tearing him apart with their insightful analysis and witty commentary. So, apparently, they’re mostly a bunch of privileged journalists who grew up with silver spoons in their mouths. Mommy and Daddy must have paid for their fancy degrees and they’ve never had to compete with a brutal regime or been held hostage by a military. Isn’t that just peachy?

These experts probably sip on their lattes while writing about Putin’s atrocities from the comfort of their air-conditioned offices. They probably have no idea what it’s like to live in constant fear or to have their lives threatened on a daily basis. But hey, at least they’re using their cushy lives to shed light on the injustices of the world, right?. Apparently, they’re not only mostly privileged journalists, but they’re also tied to some ominous foundation in Washington DC that has “Freedom” or “Liberty” in its name. On top of that, they’re also members of some unknown think tanks that no one has ever heard of.

 

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If you had any doubts about whether the West could take down the infamous dictator, Putin, then fear not! These experts, who claim to know Putin oh-so-well and explain the world through their rose-colored glasses every day in the media, are ensuring the dictator’s downfall. But how are they doing it, you might ask? Well, not through a coup or annexation, but by causing Putin to die from a laughing seizure after reading yet another article by one of these experts. So, when he says these so-called experts are spouting off some serious crap, you better believe it. Even Putin himself is probably speechless reading their nonsense.

It is time to set the record straight regarding the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Since its inception, the Kremlin has weathered numerous sanctions, but two particular events have deeply affected them. The first event that deeply affected the Kremlin was the unforeseen ‘List of Shame’ orchestrated by Professor Jeffrey Sonnenfeld, Steven Tian, and the Yale Research Team in collaboration with the Kyiv School of Economics. The initiative has resulted in the withdrawal of over 1000 Western companies from Russia. Any critics of the list should propose constructive alternatives or create their own comparable list. Until then, they should avoid criticizing or remain concealed. The second event that shook the Kremlin to its core was the issuance of arrest warrants against Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and Maria Alekseyevna Lvova-Belova by ICC judges. The Kremlin’s boundless arrogance never anticipated such a development, not even in its worst nightmares.

Rich TVX News Network’s open language has caused considerable irritation in the Kremlin, a source of pride for us. However, we recognize our limitations in dealing with the self-proclaimed Putin experts. Therefore, we gladly defer to their expertise and redirect our focus towards other crucial matters. It is worth noting that the same experts and their actions have caused WSJ’s Evan Gershkovich and Vladimir Kara-Murza to find themselves in their current predicament. Nonetheless, that is a different story altogether.

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